Sometimes things just work out.

05:00 – Child wakes up.
06:00 – All efforts to put child back to sleep met with screaming. Dad looks up number to local orphanage.
06:30 – No luck with the screaming; or the number. Gives up and gets up.
07:10 – Dad makes coffee+breakfast+coffee.
07:25 – Finishes much needed triple espresso.
07:26 – Child falls asleep while eating a banana.

07:40 — Postman rings the apartment. Hands me case of wine. Problem solved, the day is looking better already.