This happened pretty close to Canada Day; I thought it might be more appropriate to hold onto it a bit longer though.

Me: A Canadian guy I know was complaining that americans were making fun of him.

Guy: How do you make fun of a Canadian?

Me: You know, the accent, size of country, etc. The same way Aussies make fun of Kiwis, or the English make fun of the Scottish, Welsh and Irish.

Guy: Wait, so do you have sex with sheep too?

Other guy: They use a moose.

Related – here are a few Cartoons about making fun of Canadians.