Below is a (nearly) word-for-word transcript of a conversation that I had with the guy at th eLondon Drugs checkout counter.
The Wife: Look! Jumbo M&Ms!
Me: Do you think that means that the candy is bigger? Or just the bag?
Clerk: I felt them up earlier.
Me: Excuse me?
Clerk: I felt the bag… the nuts aren’t any bigger.
The Wife: That sucks. I was hoping for jumbo sized M&Ms.
Clerk: I know. Big nuts. That’s what I like.
Me: Ummm… yeah.
I wish I’d had a tape recorder.