I hate you.
I hate your roads. They aren’t straight enough to speed, they aren’t curvy enough to have fun.
I hate your speed limits. I wouldn’t mind driving so slow if there was anything, anything at all, on either side of the road.
I hate your grass. There’s too much of it, and it’s not that exciting.
I hate your cows. They smell bad.
I hate your hills. I mean, really, they obviously didn’t try hard enough to be mountains. You should have flunked them and gone for flat land instead. At least then I’d be able to see where I was going.
I hate your radio stations. 4 Classical stations, 8 Christian stations and 5 Country Stations does not make for a good time.
I hate that you last for 8 hours.
Next time, I’m going through Idaho.
– The Silver Focus