So tonight, whilst attempting to impress Dave (and, quite frankly, myself) with my gymnastical abilities, I had a little accident.
No, not that kind, I’m not two.
While doing a somersault, I got a little off course……
I fell over.
Into a cup of generic red juice.
Which spilled all over open boxes and our white carpet.
The cat had an entertaining evening of watching me sit there saying, “crapcrapcrapcrapCRAPCRAPCRAPdavecrap” and so on and so on.
FORTUNATELY, we had some club soda on hand, which i promptly poured all over the growing red stain. About three seconds later, the carpet was soaked, and there was NO MORE RED STAIN. WOW!
Am I babbling?