• Must have Bachelors Degree in Coffee Brewing, candidates with a Masters in Photocopying will be given preference.
• Minimum 6 years experience working with Windows 2000
• Minimum 7 years experience working with Windows XP
• Candidates should be highly experienced with Java, C++, Cobol, Japanese Sign Language, Nasa rocket codes, Database Design, HTML and Dev.asp.net.com.org.
• Candidate must be a quick learner and flexible, preference given to those that can touch their toes… behind their head.
• Salary starts at $7.15 / hour with opportunity for bonus every 47 months.

Please note, we are an equal opportunity employer, and preference will be given to Hispanic, jewish, lesbian applicants with no legs.

Please reply to: GivingYouTheShaft@CoporateMegaWhore.com

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